Hollywood Dreamer Gifts

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Hollywood Talent: 'Sorry, kid, but there's a dog in China who will bark 'Jingle bells' for a third what we pay you!'

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

'Roll'em!' (dice on movie set)

Reality show pitch

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

Singing in the rain 2: The reckoning.

Oscars acceptance speech.

Canadian film production

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"Actually, I was hoping you'd have rolled out the red carpet just a little bit sooner!"

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"What's my motivation?"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

'In the little movie inside my head, you're the bad guy.'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

'Imagine what Hollywood special-effects people could do with this scene!'

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"I read the judge your TV credits, but you're not a big enough celebrity he could let off!"

'You've got the part!'

"Finding work as an actor isn't easy. Once, I was so desperate, I staged my own death ??" and still lost the part."

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Listen - if I can survive Antarctica, I can survive Hollywood.'

"Now let's run through it once more, Mr. Harkness, and this time try not to shut your eyes when you pull the trigger."

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"