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"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"OK, we need the body double for the eating scene."

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Hollywood Talent: 'Sorry, kid, but there's a dog in China who will bark 'Jingle bells' for a third what we pay you!'

'Roll'em!' (dice on movie set)

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

Reality show pitch

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"You've been offered a role as a husband who's been married for thirty years."

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

Canadian film production

Robin Williams

Singing in the rain 2: The reckoning.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.

Nicole Kidman

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"Actually, I was hoping you'd have rolled out the red carpet just a little bit sooner!"

'In the little movie inside my head, you're the bad guy.'

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

'You've got the part!'

Memories Of Lauren Bacall

'Imagine what Hollywood special-effects people could do with this scene!'

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

'Listen - if I can survive Antarctica, I can survive Hollywood.'

Jude Law.

James Dean

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Finding work as an actor isn't easy. Once, I was so desperate, I staged my own death ??" and still lost the part."

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

Arnold Schwarzenegger.