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"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Wizard of Oz Rehearsal Today. We'll have to have him lip-sync. He has a tin ear.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Jack Lord

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He kept up his guitar practise...

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Reese Witherspoon

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Rainbow Quartet

Canadian film production

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.