Hollywood Dreamers Gifts

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

A sidewalk full of starts

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Man selling 'Maps to Stars for $5.00' next to lady selling 'Maps to People with 15 Minutes of Fame for 50 Cents'.

John Woodvine

Keira Knightley

Tom Hanks

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Home Sweet Home

Reese Witherspoon

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Marilyn's Rushmore

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

George Clooney Machine

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.