Hollywood Dreamers Pillows

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

A sidewalk full of starts

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Man selling 'Maps to Stars for $5.00' next to lady selling 'Maps to People with 15 Minutes of Fame for 50 Cents'.

Tom Hanks

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Hollywood producer.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Hollywood producer.

Blockbuster Billion Club

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."