Hollywooddreamer Gifts

Jennifer Lawrence Meet + Greet

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Reese Witherspoon

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Giant white horse.

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'We'll take it!'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Marilyn's Rushmore

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

George Clooney Machine

Blockbuster Billion Club

Martin Scorsese

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Hollywood producer.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

JET (Part I)

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'