Cinematic Dreamer Mugs

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Best Special Effects Award

"We'd like to make your greeting card into a movie trilogy."

"Special effects? Yes, they are one floor above the penthouse."

"Will you get this guy outta here! If I hear 'real life ain't a Hallmark movie' one more time..."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Film strip to the moon.

'I'm writing a screenplay that every studio in Hollywood will want to produce. It's about an honest, hard-working, moral CEO.'

Hollywood director.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"See, the director's cut of the universe is at least two billion years older than our own."

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Rainbow Quartet

Canadian film production

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."