Theatrical Dreamer Mugs

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Tarzan The Musical

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

'So what's this future you have in mind, young Murgatroyd - pantomime?'

'Regrettably, I can only hire one of you.'

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

"Who left their egg behind?"

Welcome to the West Side

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Madam Butterfly final scene

Mechanical Doll

Candlestick at Night

Sailor and Countess in love

Rheinmaidens and the Rheingold

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He kept up his guitar practise...

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."