Theatrical Dreamer Prints

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

Tarzan The Musical

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

'So what's this future you have in mind, young Murgatroyd - pantomime?'

'Regrettably, I can only hire one of you.'

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

"Who left their egg behind?"

Welcome to the West Side

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Madam Butterfly final scene

Mechanical Doll

Candlestick at Night

Sailor and Countess in love

Rheinmaidens and the Rheingold

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

He kept up his guitar practise...

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."