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"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.