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Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

'... And they lived quite happily, until the prince forgot their first wedding anniversary.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

Greek goddess

Rhinemaidens tease Alberich

Handsome young prince needs money or a kiss.

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

Witches' Restaurant.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

Teddy Bear's toy doll.

"No, it's a unicorn, not a one-point buck."

"Of course he had to renounce all claim to the throne, but I'm still hoping to find a cure."

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

"No, no, I'm Repunzel. You want next door."

"It's not all that convincing, but it's enough to fool a little girl visiting her grandmother."

Princess

Where chocolate milk comes from.

Good knight ... sweet prince. She's trying to decide who to date.

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Mary Poppins sighting

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Unicorn Joust

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Tales of the unicorns"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Pinocchio's nightmare.

Alice in Wonderland: A Long Tale.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Sheep.

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice, the Mock Turtle and Gryphon.