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"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Sleeping beauty

"My imaginary friend is sitting there."

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"I'm going to read you a bedtime story." "But it's midday." "I'm a very slow reader!"

"Why didn't she call Pokemon?"

'We're not allowed sweets at home.'

Total Bull Frog

Shepherd and eurydice

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

ET Mishap

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Little Princess.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."