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"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

Sleeping beauty

"My imaginary friend is sitting there."

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"I'm going to read you a bedtime story." "But it's midday." "I'm a very slow reader!"

"Why didn't she call Pokemon?"

'We're not allowed sweets at home.'

Total Bull Frog

Shepherd and eurydice

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Poky Little Pupa.

ET Mishap

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Little Princess.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.