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Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

Wake up! Book at bedtime has finished, you can go to bed.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

ET Mishap

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Little Princess.

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."