Storytime Dreamers Gifts

Alice in Wonderland: Alice finds a small door.

Wake up! Book at bedtime has finished, you can go to bed.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dog Nightmares

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

ET Mishap

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Little Princess.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.