Bedtime Dreamers Gifts

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

Late night teddy reading

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Dog Nightmares

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Night-time halo

Home Sweet Home

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Breakfast surreal.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Can you read me a bedtime story about ponies, next time?"

Dreams

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Sleeping masks

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats