Baby Dreamers Gifts

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

'Doris, we're getting old and hopefully you'll outlive me so let's have a baby.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Assisted Reproduction

"His first out-of-body experience."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Boat wedding.

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Home Sweet Home

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"I hear you may do a baby."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Bouncing baby

'It's a chicken.'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'