Bee Dreamer Gifts

A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.

"Nation-building never works."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Gardener

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Bee flying to another flower.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'In Love'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.