Beam Dreamers Gifts

Timber preservation

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Young Picasso at the Beach

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Dreaming of Holidays.

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

Mental To-Do List

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

John Woodvine

The tanning channel.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'Can you check my balance.'

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."