Beam Dreamers Mugs

Timber preservation

"Nation-building never works."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

Dreaming of Holidays.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

The tanning channel.

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Mental To-Do List

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Can you check my balance.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

'Sorry, he's not here. He's on some Greek island!'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!