Battle Dreamers Mugs

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Timber preservation

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Cod Psychologists.

My Hero

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

"What's next?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Heavenly Ships

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Mermaid and old sailor

Loch Ness.

Parents shows the sea to their child.

"Do you mind?!"

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Transatlantic.

Hope

Seafront Hotel.