Battle Dreamers T-Shirts

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Timber preservation

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Cod Psychologists.

My Hero

"What's next?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Heavenly Ships

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Mermaid and old sailor

Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

Loch Ness.

Parents shows the sea to their child.

Seafront Hotel.

"Do you mind?!"

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Transatlantic.

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

'He says the world will be swallowed up by a dragon!'

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Hope

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'