Sea Dreamers T-Shirts

'I want to be the first Mountain Goat to sail the Seven Seas...'

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'Leave well enough alone. Don't rock the boat!'

'And to think that only this morning we were just so much Flotsam and Jetsam on the sea of life.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Sunbathers.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

Neptune

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

underwater knight

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Mermaid Art

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'I wish I was creative'

Lighthouse Hammock.

Dollphins

Feeling for shells

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Airplane Fish

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

Lovers scuba diving

'So much for your internal compass.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Pirates