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"Fascinating, aren't they?"

"The listing said it's only one block from the beach!"

"Someone is always better."

"That's not white noise. That's the ocean."

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

Surfer and the Whale

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

I hate group projects

'I bring news from the office.'

Shark scaring man into mouth.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'Keep watching... It will start giving birth any moment now.'

"God, if you get me back to shore, I'll give you everything I own. Okay, fifty percent of everything. How about ten percent plus community work..."

'LAND!'

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

"We will return to the soothing sounds of the sea in a moment..."

'The lonely sea and the sky..'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'We got to thinking - Florida has fish too and it's a lot warmer.'

"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."

'Are you interested in a fixed income annuity with guaranteed safety of principal and substantial income for life?'

Man stranded on desert island watches plane fly by with a banner saying 'Happy Birthday Reg!'.

"Woohoo!! I'm rich! Rich!!! For the rest of my life I can sit on the beach, fishing and watching the ocean!"

'You will soon be on a serious roll. Wait-make that a bagel.'

'Present this report in the meeting, take a breath and then come back to update me.'

"Delivery."

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

What happens when you go with the flow.

(Ohhm Shanti… Ohhm shanti…. Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti… Ohhm shanti….) (Mantra Ray)

Eat or be eaten.

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