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"What's next?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Meet the Enemy

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"It is we."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I screwed up royally!'

Midnight Basketball

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

In/Out

First past the post.

'I win!'

"Ahh, shade."

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Baseball Dreams

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Not The Real Me

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."