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"What's next?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Meet the Enemy

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"It is we."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'I screwed up royally!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Midnight Basketball

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

In/Out

First past the post.

'I win!'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Ahh, shade."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Baseball Dreams

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Not The Real Me

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'It's not a bad little kingdom - as kingdoms go.'

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."