Success Dreamer T-Shirts

Man chasing carrot.

"Ambitions... to find fame or fortune or better still, with a little luck, both of them."

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Go! Means NOW!

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Upward Progress

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

The rope to success.

Boom

Win - win

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

Gloat

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"