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"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'

"I can see that my having been class valedictorian still rankles."

"Work hard!....I don't like the sound of that."

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

"Baldo, these grades are unacceptable! Look, son, your life isn't going to be easy. If you want success, you're gonna have to work extra hard."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Strive for Excellence

"Being nice to people on the way up didn't work!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Butterfly Woman

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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go! Means NOW!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Upward Progress

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

The rope to success.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Win - win

Boom

Gloat

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"