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"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Butterfly Woman

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Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Go! Means NOW!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Teamwork!

Bullseye!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Upward Progress

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Win - win

The rope to success.

Boom

Gloat

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

Tenacity trumps everything!

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"