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Sales were booming and he hadn't found a flea in a week.

"Any sales impact from the new strategy?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Upward Progress

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

The Salesman

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Win - win

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Boom

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

The rope to success.

Gloat

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"