Sales Success Seeker Prints

Sales were booming and he hadn't found a flea in a week.

"Any sales impact from the new strategy?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Go! Means NOW!

Teamwork!

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Upward Progress

The Salesman

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Boom

The rope to success.

Win - win

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Gloat

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."