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'I thought you could help me fill in the details.'

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Doctor, I believe you've found the formula for success.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

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Success Around the Corner

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Teamwork!

Money And Prestige

Career Progression Ladder

Bob Found A Different Yardstick For Success And he Felt Swell

"For starters, we can rule out spreading yourself too thin."

'When I was young I thought wealth and power would make me happy...and I was right!'

"I'd just like to remind you nothing stands between me and success."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Motivation Centre with twelve steps.

'Have we thought this thing through?'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

"His grant application was accepted."

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

"Mercury, Mars, this is the bitch goddess, Success."

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

...I'm going to rest on my laurels.

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'I feel sorry for people who don't make more money than they want to.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Guaranteed Success Motivational Training Center. If at first you don't succeed, your money will be cheerfully refunded.

Man blinded by ambition.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Stairway of Success