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"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."

I'm on a productivity drive.

"Looks like we found the issue."

Larry's used art

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

How leaders fail

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Sales.

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Gerald Ratner's return

Brick Salesman

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Entertainment systems

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'