Sales Strategy Seeker Gifts

"I know you were a car salesman before becoming a bond trader, but we sell bonds in the secondary market, not 'used bonds'."

I'm on a productivity drive.

"Looks like we found the issue."

Larry's used art

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

How leaders fail

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Sales.

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Brick Salesman

Good morning, Boss. What're you going to do about it, Park? Are you just going to complain, or are you going to come up with an actionable plan. Complainers never do, Park, and doers never complain. I wasn't actually complaining. Our patrons buy 65% less cocoa on sunny days.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

Gerald Ratner's return

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Competitior Sales - "Now I come to the feel good factor"

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."