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'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Will work for ETFs

Go! Means NOW!

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Teamwork!

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

Upward Progress

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

Win - win

The rope to success.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Investing your savings

Gloat

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"We've come so far together...wouldn't it be great if they had frequent achiever miles?"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Ladder of Success.

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'