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'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Will work for ETFs

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Investing your savings

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'Recession is when the Jones have a tough time keeping up with themselves.'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

A Balanced budget.

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

'I met the greatest guy! He's sweet, he's handsome, and his insurance policy is Equity Indexed Whole Life!'

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

'I didn't make any money last year because you destroyed my incentive the year before.'

'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'

'It's great not needing to put anything aside for a rainy day.'

'Remember son: not a borrower but a lender be.'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

Past Performance in No Guarantee of Future Results.

'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'