Financial Peace Seeker T-Shirts

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Will work for ETFs

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I hate it when we fight."

Cactus seats.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dog in Daisys

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Lounging by the pool

Meditation

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Investing your savings

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

UNFADED GLORY

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Make me one with everything!"

Trouble everywhere...

'Dad, what is peace?'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'