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'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Try thinking about something else."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I hate it when we fight."

Cactus seats.

Dog in Daisys

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Meditation

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Lounging by the pool

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

UNFADED GLORY

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Trouble everywhere...

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Dad, what is peace?'

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'