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'Anything else you'd like to talk about, but can't - besides the vow of silence?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Fight or Flight

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Cactus seats.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog in Daisys

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Lounging by the pool

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Meditation

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Dreams I have had...

UNFADED GLORY

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Trouble everywhere...

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'Dad, what is peace?'