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'Anything else you'd like to talk about, but can't - besides the vow of silence?'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Fight or Flight

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I hate it when we fight."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Cactus seats.

Dog in Daisys

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Meditation

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Lounging by the pool

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Dreams I have had...

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

UNFADED GLORY

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'Dad, what is peace?'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'