Calm Seeker T-Shirts

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

Anti-stress Class

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

"We find it calms the patient."

Muzak's Top 10

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Go with the flow.

'Of course I'm late for my appointment! -- Last time, you told me to slow DOWN!'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'It may be the calm before the storm, but I'll take it.'

Mellow

Bob gets the silent treatment from a trained professional.

In Case of Anxiety Attack, Break Glass

FRY's FAMILY: Uncle Oswald never failed to regain his equilibrium after one of his turns.

'Graham likes nothing better than to unwind at the end of the day.'

Society of Mollusc Breeders.

Breakrooms: No politics allowed....Politics Allowed

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Right, your anti-stress medication now that was mygloxin, but we can give you 'easicalm' or 'staylow' in red or green tablets, and then there's...'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'He does have a calming presence.'

Alex Higgins RIP...

'I've found a way to overcome road rage.'

'Mr. Dinsdale, time for some serious anger management!'

'Nerve tonic, shake well before use'

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

Fight or Flight

CBD Oil for Neurotics

"Easy, Rachel. Remember what we said about this being a ‘safe space.’"