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Binary Meditation.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Middle-Age Superheroes

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Fight or Flight

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Ice fisher.

Pet a Puppy

Cat in a flap

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Surprise!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'