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'He's had a short but interesting life - for instance, did you know he was once responsible for a tornado in Texas...?'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

Quadruple shot and four donuts. Are you serious? I'm going to the post office. Oh no. Not again. Yep. And I'm going to set a personal record. I beg you not to do this. Throw in a red bull. I cannot be party to this! To what? Stay tuned for madness

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

Gene Gets Kicked Out of Fight Club.

Face painting.

Overjumpers

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Ice fisher.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

New York Netherworld

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Skiing

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Coffee

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats