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"So, if we can just try and carry on as normal..."

A dishevelled man holds up his hand

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

"It's Jung out there, son"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"Bummer. I sure wish we had noticed that sign before."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

The Physiciatrist...

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Signs of Stress

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

A dream of consequence

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

The Best Laid Plans

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Having It All