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"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"A little help, please."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

A child and his dog

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mice escaped again@?'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Canine Tours

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

"Me, I haven't been scared for a long time! Look at my beautiful long tail..."

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

Wanted dog! reward!

'The cat did it.'

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

Seated Elephant

The Black Hole of Plans

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"All we need now is a really strong squirrel to give us a push."

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

Ostrich Taxi