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"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

City centre pub.

"Hell: The Airport"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

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