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'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

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Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"If only you knew. . ."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

Driverless Car

Agoraphobic Explorer

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

The great big holiday to-do list.

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

Naughtymonks Skullpoke

"Have you seen my stash?" "No. But have you seen the giant flying fire breathing chickens in the kitchen?!"

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

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Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"If you kiss me I turn into a prince and if you lick him, well, you can’t really be hallucinating more than you are already."