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Mayhem, Inc. Part 7

Face painting.

The Runaway Horse

Fight or Flight

"They're comfortable."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Trail mix?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Warrior Woman

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

A private jet takes off

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Zoo animals.

Thug life on safari.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Fearless Frog Part 12

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'