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"I think I'm just going to go ahead and take the penalty stroke on this!"

The Runaway Horse

Fight or Flight

"They're comfortable."

A boy acting suspiciously

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Warrior Woman

"Trail mix?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A private jet takes off

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Zoo animals.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Thug life on safari.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

Migrating cows.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Welcome Ghost.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."