City Chaos Adventurer T-Shirts

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Look! No hands!"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Serenading

Push for Disco...

Giant slug attacks a city

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

New York Netherworld

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Monster Clown

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Thumbing a Lift.

Bankside

Vacation Bus Photo

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

Natural Phenomena of 15-E