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'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Look! No hands!"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Push for Disco...

Giant slug attacks a city

Serenading

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

New York Netherworld

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Follow that cab!'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Monster Clown

Thumbing a Lift.

Vacation Bus Photo

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Bankside

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Things that go beep in the night.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

Hoxton map.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Women Takes Embarrassing Photo of Skyscraper Climbing Monkey.

Great Moments in Musical Inspiration

'Honey, I'm home.'