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"Look! No hands!"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Monster Clown

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"How am I rampaging?"

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

Noise: An Overview.

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

'Where's that scotch tape?! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a messy junk drawer.'

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

Man In Cage Getting Through Passers By

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

Queue at 'Q' sign, and man at 'P' sign

Safe On The Way To School?

"Pedestrian rage!"

'Go get them, girl!'

"Which way to Fifth Avenue?"

'Yo! Your left woofer is a little off!'

'I'm getting a terrible signal.'

Fuel panic gauge.

'Please hold on while the train arrives at concourse D...'