Urban Chaos Navigator T-Shirts

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

Monster Clown

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Parallel Parking Garage

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Working from home.

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

"How am I rampaging?"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Well, look who's here.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

'See - they always find their way home.'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

'Did it ever occur to you that this may be nothing more than a personality clash?'

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

'You have seven phone messages telling you to check your e-mail, and thirteen e-mails telling you to answer your phone.'

The other way, Lady.

Noise: An Overview.

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

You Aren't Here!

"Go to work, I'll find out why Mom is agitated."

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

Bodega Umbrella

The Insanity Plea.