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Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"Look! No hands!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Monster Clown

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A catch-all is born.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"How am I rampaging?"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"I can't see my screen!!"

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

'I can't find my key.'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

The Creative Process

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

"Were our business legitimate, gentlemen, this would be considered legal."

Subway Organizer

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."